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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Stupid Babies Need the Most Love...

Not to poke fun at child injuries, but how dumb is your kid? Genital bleeding?! Could they even make a softer rounder key? What kind of injuries did our grandparents receive playing with rusty shell casings and sticks?

Perhaps if we spent time with our children instead of letting them dry hump there toys like a neurotic hamster for hours on end? Then perhaps we wouldn't have to make everything fool proof or unsupervised proof.
Posted by Mr. Nice Guy at 10:00 AM

1 comment:

  1. SunnySeptember 30, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/irwin-mainway/1185611/

    'Nuff Said :).

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