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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Famous People show off their pu....cats.

From the Awesomely named Your Cat Was Delicious blog, comes some great pics of the famous, notable and iconic (and Richard Nixon, he knows what he did!) posing with their feline friends.  A couple of my favorites:



I'm not sure those last two count, and I'm pretty sure Kelsey Grammer is gonna eat those kittens.

Graphgasm!

From the truly sick individuals that brought us LOLCats comes the most fun I've had with math since I used Van Wilder's Topless Tutors service in college: Graph Jam! Graphs that truly represent stuff that I care to have statistically recorded:

The best part: they have tools to make your own!!!  3 exclamation points of excitement!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

All Linked Up: Scraped off the Internet

This is what came up when I pulled the trolling nets this morning:

From the Unreality Blog, a startling revelation - Sweet, slutty Kaylee from Firefly is a Russian Spy !

Speaking of Firefly, an awesome mixed media art piece of our beloved Browncoats (and Jayne):



You can actually buy a copy (which is the soundtrack of the film, not original songs, but still fun!), from the artist's website.

Do you remember Garbage Pail Kids? Topps Cards tries to strike while the iron is 25 years cold by commissioning GPK versions of Hollywood's notables. I like this "tribute" to Leo DiCaprio:


While we're referencing stuff with other stuff: artists continue to mock South Africa's cultural icon which annoys the rest of the world:


Personally, I find the constant din during World Cup matches to be kinda charming compared to our rather quiet sports events. Different cultures enrich us!

Finally, if you're significant other keeps dragging you to these Twilight movies, maybe they can show this next door so you both can see something you'll both enjoy:

Twilight: For Guys!

Something we all can enjoy!  What did you find in your internet tubes today?

Monday, July 5, 2010

Happy 5th of July!

I hope ya'll 'Mericans had a great fourth of July and blowed some stuff up real good. If'n you didn't set fire to anything yesterday then yer doin' it wrong. Here's how to do it right next year.

First we've got the solution to those hard to light fireworks. Once again, beer is the solution to all life's problems.



Next we have these guys who put together a "how-to" PSA on the proper way to celebrate the 4th.



Good stuff. Looks like some folks around these parts must have seen that last video and taken notes. Local news covered the following fire related stories: American Legion destroyed, South Eugene Home Burned, and Washington Wild Fire.

Where were you during the fourth of July? Did you set anything on fire? What's your alibi?