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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Yob's Steaming Pile of Awesome! ~ June 29th

Yob here.

Sorry I've been a tad silent lately. But the world has just not been it's typically awesome self lately.

That said, these guys from... wherever the hell they work, Disney or some shit, designed actual street-legal Tron LightCycles.


These aren't just your run-of-the-mill movie model prototypes selling for 6 figures, nay nay fluffy! These glistening crotch rockets were specifically designed for every day use, and priced to move at a surprisingly-realistic $35k each.

Feel like taking out a second mortgage on your house so you can have one of only 6 that will ever be created?

I wouldn't blame you. That's how awesome these things look.

But, if you're older than 18, there's no way you'll be able to avoid looking like you're suffering from a mid-life crisis... so buyer beware.

On the flipside, you'll have your own fuckin' LightCycle. So who gives a shit what people think?

Weighed the risks? Convinced the wife (I doubt it)? Ready to lay down those rapidly-depreciating US duckets?

Go forth and spend:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Pro-Street-LightCycle-Tron-Lightcycle-Light-Cycle-Bike-Full-Size-Running-/220627957724

But I demand pictures, or it never happened.

3 comments:

  1. I bet no one would tail gate you on this bad boy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IpPpB3iWI&feature=player_embedded#!

    I'm really excited about this movie. After consulting the magic 8 ball, I've decided it's going to be good.

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  2. Very cool, but we need to get the gnomes tinkering on a Tank or a Recognizer !

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  3. I always wanted a 'bit'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fGujzulsas

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